Archive for October 14th, 2009
Mood - Slightly better

Mood - Slightly better

Hey all! \<^v^*>

As the title above suggested, I’d like to give some encouragement to those who are preparing for their major exams. End of the year is what many students look forward to because there are lots of celebrations and holidays. For instance, it’s October now so Halloween is the upcoming event in your schedule. <^ω^> (Laughs)

Not forgetting all the Libras and Scorpios who will be celebrating their XX (← substitute with your age here) birthday. *Happy Birthday!*

But before you can ease your mind and think about parties, there are exams around the corner. As a responsible student, you should very well know your priority. <^-^>

Anyway, I won’t say sheep is someone qualified to give you guides and tips on how to score well in your exams. In fact in my school days, I’m never the academically bright type of student. I scored every alphabet grade available; A, B, C, D, E, F, N/A….

For my second last and final year, I was in the LAST CLASS. On top of that, about 6 months after I was enrolled to this school, only then I discovered I was in the last class! <ºAº>lll

Form 4, I remember my Malay Language teacher was scolding my class for failing in our exam papers and being absent minded during lessons.. My classmates weren’t the study type and they spent most of the time slacking during lessons so I thought we damn well deserve this lecture. I nodded to each and every word my teacher said about us until her speech became somewhat demeaning. She started comparing our class to others and disgraced us to the point I felt she was being downright mean and bias. <T_T>

Finally she mentioned, “No wonder you all ended up in the LAST CLASS!” (she said in Malay)

Just then, I lifted my head up in surprise. <ºAº>{!!!]

<ºAº>{“Eh?”]

I leaned over the my friend who was sitting beside me and asked for confirmation, “This…is the last class?”

My friend jerked a bit while the few who heard me turned to my direction and hung their jaws open. “Now only you know ar!?”

The teacher looked at me (guess she heard my question), let out a sigh and gave us the final blow before we resume to our studies.

At that time, I thought the class behind us was worse than us. But when I caught the sight of one of my classmates who happens to be an autistic child, I stoned for awhile and sense started kicking into me. “Ooh……” <¬__¬>llll

!! YABEI !!

Having that said, clearly I’m not in place to tell you surefire ways on how to score flying colors in your exams however, I just don’t want any of you to fail or score low grades because it can lead to embarrassment or so.

It sucks to see crosses on every page, especially the ones that you were very certain to nail it. <;__;> (Tears)

Ergo please, please — concentrate and register what you studied…It’s not cute to fail! <≥A≤>/

And don’t rely on luck! <≥A≤>/

Luck or no luck, if you have studied to the fullest and totally understand what you learned, you will be able to answer the questions correctly. So make it happen, don’t wait for luck~ <^ε^>

In addition, postpone your leisure until your exams are over. (Laughs) Lock your PS2/PS3/PSP/Nintendo/cotton candy/porn magazines/(insert objects or activities that minimizes your brain) somewhere, some place beyond your reach. Hand them over to your grandparents or a friend whom you wish he/she will fail.

Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend — speaking of which, I don’t get why some couples use ‘exams’ as an excuse to break up. Mmm…. Oh right! It’s because relationships are a big distraction. Furthermore, these are high school students we are talking about so relationships are too much for them to handle. Good. This will put a stop to premature sex…Until Christmas.

Baa~

As much as I’d like to say more, I think you better stop reading this and march to where your books are — And start studying!

Chop, chop! <`A´>/

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Those who AREN’T sitting for exams, well…

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Baa… <u_u>

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Have you been to Disneyland? <^ε^>